Husband: When our sons start dating I have the perfect guidelines for them.
Wife: (At this point I'm thinking about things like no sex ect. and date in groups) Yeah?
Husband: The first thing our sons will do when they date a girl is find out if she's a good kisser. This is my reasoning, you can get to know someone and take it slow and fall for them, but if you wait until then to kiss them and they are a bad kisser, you are stuck.
Wife: (rolls eyes) This is not happening